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The kiddo and I were preparing for an afternoon nap when matter of factly, I asked him something. Here's a peek into our mini conversation:

Me: (poker-faced)  Son, is  Mommy sexy?
O:  (yawning)  Yes....
Me: Oh, thanks. But do you know what "sexy" means?
O: Yes. I know it , Mom.
Me: What does it mean, then?
O: (looking straight into my eyes) HOT!!!
Me:  LOL!
               I  am one hot mommah.


 
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 Orvik:  Mom, Kuya is already berserk.
 Me:    Berserk? What do you mean by that?
 Orvik: Berserk means crazy, Mom. In Tagalog and Bisaya, it's "buang."
  Me: Oh. Where did you learn that word?
  Orvik: From the iPad. In "Ayjoms"
  Me: Ay-joms?
  Orvik: Yes, Ayjoms. It's there.
  Me: Oh, you mean idioms?
  Orvik: Yes. There's a "berserk" warrior there.